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deathpup: shrexything: babyferaligator: oomshi: is masturbating while smoking weed called...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:38:59 +1000

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

"I desire the things which will destroy me in the end."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:16:17 +1000

“I desire the things which will destroy me in the end.”

- Sylvia Plath (via hypnobate)

westbor0baptistchurch: Making a new mutual follow

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:16:13 +1000

westbor0baptistchurch:

Making a new mutual follow

hitlersasshole: *asks u out via snapchat

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:51:30 +1000

hitlersasshole:

*asks u out via snapchat

roselastrider: there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:36:59 +1000

roselastrider:

there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you

lonelywhiteasian: i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:33:02 +1000

lonelywhiteasian:

i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them

irritate: irritate: why shouldn’t you hang out with hedgehogs? because they’re pricks

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:03:29 +1000

irritate:

irritate:

why shouldn’t you hang out with hedgehogs?

because they’re pricks

vincentvangoghoutwithme: my mum calls ur mum ur son didnt reblog my sons selfie

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:57:53 +1000

vincentvangoghoutwithme:

*my mum calls ur mum*

ur son didnt reblog my sons selfie

edgur: rumour: do i have low self esteem or am i ugly

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:47:19 +1000

edgur:

rumour:

do i have low self esteem or am i ugly

partybarackisinthehousetonight: you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:35:27 +1000

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??

benedicts-doublechins: Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:23:47 +1000

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

teenager: Im eating just in case i get hungry later

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:12:08 +1000

teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

"He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that, because she was kind...."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:42:39 +1000

“He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that, because she was kind. And before that, because she was smart and funny. Because she was exactly the right kind of smart and funny. Because he could imagine taking a long trip with her without ever getting bored. Because whenever he saw something new and interesting, or new and ridiculous, he always wondered what she’d have to say about it—how many stars she’d give it and why.”

- Rainbow Rowell, Attachments (via delightfuls)

the-absolute-best-posts: jakemalik: I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:42:23 +1000

the-absolute-best-posts:

jakemalik:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

bombliate: [JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:36:11 +1000

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

"You tried to change, didn’t you? Closed your mouth more, tried to be softer, prettier, less..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:38:53 +1000

““You tried to change, didn’t you? Closed your mouth more, tried to be softer, prettier, less volatile, less awake…You can’t make homes out of human beings. Someone should have already told you that.””

- Warsan Shire (via cinisterr)

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: freedominwickedness: In medieval...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:51:38 +1000

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:22:34 +1000

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

mermaidsandmisandry: “some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:21:55 +1000

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:15:08 +1000

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those