September 2011
Some people need a high-five. In the face. With a...
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Not liking a facebook group because their spelling...
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My cousin broke my phone case.
My phones already got scratches and crap. Ffs at least say sorry. You owe me $20 now.
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Oh, nah it's okay. I don't like me either.
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In a relationship, married or not... You should...
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nathanpersuasion:
Marriage. “When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by...
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People on facebook who have their status as...
GO AWAY. OMG. You’re spamming my newsfeed. How am I supposed to facebook stalk now?
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I'd like a cheap date.
You know? One of those nights where we could just lay a blanket on the grass, and lay underneath the stars? Share a conversation, build a bond, share stories, and deep secrets. Maybe a walk and a picnic at the park. Something old fashioned beats anything, rather than just watching a movie and eating dinner. I’d like to do something nobody really does anymore. Let’s have a cheap date.
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There needs to be a sarcasm font.
I hate explaining to people who think I’m being serious.
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I think it's cute when a couple plans their future...
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Friends are like potatoes
jguloy:
saddleclub:
If you peel off their skin and cook them, they die.
great logic there
isnt this for everyone not just friends? WOW you’re very intelligent.
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When everyone loves who you hate.
People who have that facebook layout as their...
Omg. Why?
I want pizza.
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Some people are still alive only because it's...
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Omg. You're so cute, can I keep you?
Pretty please with ice cream on top?
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When someone is in a relationship, don't hit on...
I don’t care if it’s real or if it’s a joke. It’s still wrong. Don’t give me that “I’m just trolling” bullshit. It’s disrespectful. If it’s a joke and you take it too far, believe me you’d wish that you’d never been born. Don’t mess with somebody who’s already in a relationship, even if you like them. Do you want...
I hate being a loner in class.
When none of my friends are in the same class as me. I look like a lost puppy when the teacher lets us choose our own partners. Well, the people in my class aren’t all complete strangers. I see them around school but they’re more like acquaintances. I would try to befriend them but everyone is already in their own little clique. Ugh loner status.
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me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
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51 things to do before I die.
Go on a cheap date
Bake a cake and/or cupcakes with my boyfriend
Fall in love
Graduate from Uni
Commit the best Muck-Up Day prank
Go on a road trip
Go to Paris, New York and London
Build a treehouse
Buy a house of my own
Go to a concert
Spend a week’s pay in one day
Design a shirt
Paint my wall
Create a collage the size of my wall
Meet a celebrity
Do something stupid but fun
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The world's full of monsters. They roam inside our...
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I wonder if anyone even goes past the first page...
Being distant from everyone.
kelvinween:
There are so many good thing’s about it. You don’t have to deal with the bullshit they put in your life, you don’t have to worry about getting hurt, you don’t have to worry about problems with anyone as much. You especially don’t feel used anymore.