September 2011
Some people need a high-five. In the face. With a...
Sep 29th
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Not liking a facebook group because their spelling...
Sep 28th
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My cousin broke my phone case.
My phones already got scratches and crap. Ffs at least say sorry. You owe me $20 now.
Sep 28th
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Oh, nah it's okay. I don't like me either.
Sep 27th
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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In a relationship, married or not... You should...
dearkristineee: nathanpersuasion: Marriage. “When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by...
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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People on facebook who have their status as...
GO AWAY. OMG. You’re spamming my newsfeed. How am I supposed to facebook stalk now?
Sep 26th
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I'd like a cheap date.
You know? One of those nights where we could just lay a blanket on the grass, and lay underneath the stars? Share a conversation, build a bond, share stories, and deep secrets. Maybe a walk and a picnic at the park. Something old fashioned beats anything, rather than just watching a movie and eating dinner. I’d like to do something nobody really does anymore. Let’s have a cheap date.
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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There needs to be a sarcasm font.
I hate explaining to people who think I’m being serious.
Sep 26th
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Listenderp-steven: sandytranz: daltonsexacademy: A...
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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I think it's cute when a couple plans their future...
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Friends are like potatoes
jguloy: saddleclub: If you peel off their skin and cook them, they die. great logic there isnt this for everyone not just friends? WOW you’re very intelligent.
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
603 notes
When everyone loves who you hate.
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
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People who have that facebook layout as their...
Omg. Why?
Sep 25th
I want pizza.
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Some people are still alive only because it's...
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Omg. You're so cute, can I keep you?
Pretty please with ice cream on top?
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
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When someone is in a relationship, don't hit on...
I don’t care if it’s real or if it’s a joke. It’s still wrong. Don’t give me that “I’m just trolling” bullshit. It’s disrespectful. If it’s a joke and you take it too far, believe me you’d wish that you’d never been born. Don’t mess with somebody who’s already in a relationship, even if you like them. Do you want...
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
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I hate being a loner in class.
When none of my friends are in the same class as me. I look like a lost puppy when the teacher lets us choose our own partners. Well, the people in my class aren’t all complete strangers. I see them around school but they’re more like acquaintances. I would try to befriend them but everyone is already in their own little clique. Ugh loner status.
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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51 things to do before I die.
Go on a cheap date Bake a cake and/or cupcakes with my boyfriend Fall in love Graduate from Uni Commit the best Muck-Up Day prank Go on a road trip Go to Paris, New York and London Build a treehouse Buy a house of my own Go to a concert Spend a week’s pay in one day Design a shirt Paint my wall Create a collage the size of my wall Meet a celebrity Do something stupid but fun ...
Sep 24th
The world's full of monsters. They roam inside our...
Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd
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I wonder if anyone even goes past the first page...
Sep 23rd
Being distant from everyone.
kelvinween: There are so many good thing’s about it. You don’t have to deal with the bullshit they put in your life, you don’t have to worry about getting hurt, you don’t have to worry about problems with anyone as much. You especially don’t feel used anymore.
Sep 23rd
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