i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

Anonymous asked: you're beautiful, inside out <3

um why would i want to be beautiful on the inside if no one can see it??

primsore:

thisisnteenporno:

i wonder what jesus’s favorite color was

they didnt have colours back then everything was in black and white

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

laughingstation:

when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously

1612th:

it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS